Oh, look, kids, that right there is a BENGAL TIGER hanging out on someone's front yard in WEST HOUSTON!
That's right. A TIGER.
Not to be confused with the KATY TIGERS, the mascot of a West Houston suburb called KATY, this bengal tiger was spotted hanging out in WALLER COUNTY on Sunday, and needless to say, people were shooketh by the sight of this wild beast hanging out at random rolling around in Memorial City.
People who saw the tiger reported the beast was wearing a collar. Someone in a white SUV rolled up and grabbed the tiger and took off with it.
Where did they go? Who knows. Who owns the tiger? Good question. What does all mean? Dunno.
But if Ruben Dominguez is on the case, we will all find answers sooner rather than later. That much I do know.