Dating has been different, but in as much as it's been different... it's still kinda the same, you know? So... as we get back to normal and we start living our lives... here are some PICKUP LINES inspired by the COVID!
Pfizer, Moderna or J&J?
Is that your vaccination card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’ve got a condo in a fully open state
Can I buy you an antibody cocktail?
So how long have you been out of lockdown?
You’re so beautiful I want to dance with you from one foot away
I know a guy who can get you your second shot
I’ve been vaccinated since January
Dr. Fauci’s my uncle
In my spare time I work with sick puppies and donate my antibodies
You know I can work remotely from anywhere
What’s your blood type?