So, we've heard about naming rats, roaches and snakes after exes just in time for Valentine's Day... but this... raises the bar!
HOTELS.COM is listing the only stay suitable for an EX.... and no it's not a suite someplace, or a stay at some shady hotel on the side of some random road.
No, Hotels.com is listing a dumpster. As in a TRASH dumpster... for that trash EX in your life!
Admit it. You are intrigued. So am I...
Here are the details:
- Visit hotels.com/vdaydumpsterstay now through February 12 at 8 a.m. to tell us why your ex deserves a stay in the dumps and where your dreamiest hotel stay would be
- You’ll receive a totally fictional yet equally satisfying booking confirmation email (see below) for your ex’s figurative V-Day Dumpster Stay
- In return, you’ll be entered to win a suite reward for yourself in the form of a $300 Hotels.com gift card (with no expiration – so it’s ready for check-in when you are) just in time for a self-love filled Valentine's Day
That’s right – just booking your trashy ex a dumpster stay gives you a chance to be one of the lucky 15 winners to snag a $300 Hotels.com gift card for your own ‘get over them’ getaway. Who says breakups have to suck?
Are they sleeping in an actual dumpster?
"No, we’re not THAT crazy, but imagine the satisfaction and closure you’ll get while sleeping in a plush five-star hotel bed after sending them to the dumps," said a spokesperson for Hotels.Com
Here's what the BOOKING RESERVATION looks like...
Great job, HOTELS.COM!!! Ya'll are winning the Valentine's Day fun game this year!
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