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Dad Jokes with Dee & Terry

Lex Doesn't Like In The Can

TODAY started off the week declaring that tomorrow will be officially “Lex’s Fun Day” Great show today including “Talk Nerdy To Me”, Celebrity Death Pool, and the announcement of who won football picks and gives one of our listeners an 11 day Go Cleanse system. Real talk about the NBA pts shaving and Poker cheating all today on L&T.


TOMORROW it's ALL about our man LEX...It's LEX's FUN DAY!

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do you send a picture of the cookies?
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I've never tried the soft bake.
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I didn't know they had those.
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- I always questioned what had to go
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in those to keep them soft.
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- Yeah, who knows?
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(laughs)
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- It's not like, it's not like
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raw stress or less is bringing in new cookies every day.
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- Tastes is great, likes, have you tried them?
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- Yeah.
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- And?
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- They're great.
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- They're fantastic, they're buttery, dude.
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Do you could taste the butter in them?
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Those are at Whole Foods, I've gotten them many times before.
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- And I lately,
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- And I did have a cook of Cola on Saturday
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with it was just amazing.
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- That sounds good, even the way you say it sounds really good.
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- Man, sometimes the body wants what it wants.
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And my mind and my body wanted a nice cook.
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- That's hard.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Those are hard to pass up.
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I'll have a fountain one.
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I won't have one out of a can.
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I'm done with a can stuff,
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but I do love anything out of a bottle.
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- I drank it out of a can, but that's all right.
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- You like it in the can?
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Say it, say I like Staley.
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- No.
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- Come on, come on.
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- I like Staley.
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- I'm playing your stupid game, no.
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- Like it in the can.
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- No.
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(laughing)
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- Stop.
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- You're no fun today.


Dating Younger

TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.


TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger 

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I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.
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(laughs)
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- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?
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- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.
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- I guess so.
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- Everybody looks 15 to me also.
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Welcome aboard.
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- This is weird.
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I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.
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(laughs)
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- I don't wanna be that guy.
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- I have those same thoughts.
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- Yeah, young, yeah.
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- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?
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- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.
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(laughs)
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- What's the youngest, do you think you would go
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if you're a single, 18?
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- Damn you mean?
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- He was fast for that one.
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- Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- No, probably 21.
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- I mean, yeah.
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- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more
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about the world.
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You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,
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you know, stuff like that.
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(laughs)
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- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when
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they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,
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and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,
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they're impressed with the grill marks.
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- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.
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Just like at the steakhouse.
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- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out
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the George Foreman with the grill.
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- Yeah, you know?
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- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,
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so she sees it.
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- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there
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or something?
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- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.


That Wasn't Nice

TODAY we played the “Sound Off” game and Dee dominated of course. Lots go fun, Also K-fed gets his due from Lex, Dee played a mystery sound for Lex and fooled him. Audio from the old school dude who was asked by his wife’s sister if he could fill some needs and he asked his wife. Find out how well that goes on a great Tuesday on Lex & Terry


TOMORROW we break out the Opposite Game.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: That Wasn't Nice 

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Ian! You know what position makes a ugly key? I know what position makes a boy. I don't know what position makes an ugly kid.
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Your mother certainly did.
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Oh!
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That's not a good thing.
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That's mean.
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This thing is like five zibblings, so...
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I couldn't land it up.
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I heard that yesterday it was like damn that was kind of mean.
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It's just brutal. It's not even funny.
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It's like, yeah.
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It's like, it's like, yeah, it's just one thing to go, you're ugly.
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Shudder, you know, every other thing to really take, set it up and then hit it whether you're ugly.
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I liked it.
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Oh good, a quiz. This is good, a good.
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They're showing me that, you know, they want to joke around with me and then pow!


Thank U Dee I Appreciate That

TODAY we did all of our regular things Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy, Celeb Death Pool But also talked about food our parents may have fed us after having sex when we were young. We talked about Terry’s local UFO sightings and the disappearing thread of people talking about them on the Ring camera app. Also recapped Sports and Sports pick winner on today’s show.


TOMORROW on the show we try Terry's NEW BIT again Sound Off.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Thank U Dee I Appreciate That 

Whoopty Doo

TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)


TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!

CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee 

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When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what?
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There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me
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that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change.
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There's a couple days ago.
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Okay.
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And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me.
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Good and bad.
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What do you mean?
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It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them.
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So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow.
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No improvement.
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No, no wanting to improve.
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But no decline either.
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Just steady, steady, Eddie, man.
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Some people don't want change.
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I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good.
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I get so mad when people just give me money.
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They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand.
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And I get pissed.
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I'm like, why are you doing this?
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It's the worst thing.
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Isn't that the worst feeling?
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Oh my god.
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I'm so mean.
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That's a penny.
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You're mean luck.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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I'm working on it.
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No, you're not.
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You say not at all.
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You just the same person.
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You're not working on it.
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You're working on it.
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Yeah, but I've been working on it for years.
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But that's not true.
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That's not true.
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You've been working on it.
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Saying you're working on it.
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That's not true.
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I am a person who works on it.
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You don't remember to work on it.
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That's the thing.
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Stady Eddie.
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I think you're in the heart of the right line.
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I worked on it, Ben.
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Work on it now.
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I'm just not getting anywhere.
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Well, they do.
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Exactly.
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(laughs)


This Is What We're Doing Today

TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won’t believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.


TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNE

CLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425

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Tonight I have to go out on a school night.
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No.
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Yeah, no.
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And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight.
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Doesn't it?
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I have a phone.
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You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch.
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No.
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Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard
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by Houston.
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They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took
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gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four.
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And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away
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and it gets better.
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I've realized.
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Yeah, I have no effect on the game.
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No, no.
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You see, I think I do.
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No, you know, yeah, I think I do.
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No, I'm here to tell you.
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I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not.
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No, there's nothing at all.
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I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care.
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No, no, no.
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Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control.
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Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right.
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He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts.
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He's able to tilt the earth on its axis.
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Yes.
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I like the nod.
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He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today.
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(laughs)


Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World

TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.


TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.

CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World 

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We all had very busy weekends.
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- Yeah, busy for me.
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- Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like,
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two weddings this weekend?
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- I had a party and then a wedding.
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- Oh, okay.
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- But the wedding was in Arkansas.
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I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
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- I consider that busy.
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- I don't know if I would ever go back
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to that particular venue again.
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- Really?
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- Vignia was great.
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- Awesome.
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- It's driving into mountains.
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That ain't for me.
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- Because of the windy roads or because of--
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- The windy roads.
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Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night.
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That is not cool.
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If you ain't never did it and don't know it.
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(laughing)
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- When I tell you--
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- You haven't driven into the mountains?
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- Never.
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Never.
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When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever
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my wife and I both have been in our life.
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And not to go in there.
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The going there was cool.
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The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy.
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And then you got what I now know are the townies,
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the townies on your ass.
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If you, you know, you're driving, you know,
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and they know the roads and it's just like,
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I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my,
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I'm like, please get off my ass.
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I don't know this route.
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I don't know what this is.
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- Save that by the way.
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(laughing)
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- I found out that scary is the best diet in the world.
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- Sure is.
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- 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al,
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ounces of food.
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(laughing)
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- And now you just--
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- No ounces.


Dad Jokes Gone Wild

TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It’s just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It’s going to be awesome. Details coming soon.

 
TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline Voicemail

CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild 

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[BELL RINGING]
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-Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke.
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What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick
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Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald?
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-Hey.
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-From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland.
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Yeah, I didn't get that.
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-Dumb take.
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-Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke
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this kind of dirty?
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-Yes.
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-I'm going to have to dump it.
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-You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump.
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-Okay, thingy.
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It's not really a joke.
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It's kind of a joke.
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It's kind of a pun.
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I don't know.
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-Too much selling dirt.
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-Yeah, I don't-- if I--
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-If I--
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-If I--
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-I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh--
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-Oh, nice.
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-Is that me as I go up in this elevator,
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taking sh-- to the next level?
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say yes.
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say it.
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That is the absolute definition of it.
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[LAUGHTER]

Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager

TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager.

 
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.

CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry 

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The hair's nice and feels the real
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Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair
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Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and
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Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went
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How you know what we we would talk earlier about
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When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some
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Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes
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You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?
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There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex
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Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember
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The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he
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Make a girls out there - I'm not
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You know she has to worry -
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(laughs)