Driver With ‘Not Drunk, Avoiding Potholes’ Sticker Popped For DUI

My man had a "Not Drunk, Avoiding Potholes" sticker on the back of his car, sped past police and was busted for DUI. When police pulled Jeff Cannon over just outside of Portland, Oregon, his car rolled backwards and hit the police car. In addition to beer cans, they also found cocaine and a loaded pistol. I don't like calling anyone a liar but dude, your sticker said you were NOT drunk? He's lucky no one was injured or killed after getting behind the wheel.