“Why do people have lines on their heads?” That innocent bedtime question from Candice’s son kicks off a hilariously unpredictable episode of Billy the Kidd in the Morning that you won’t want to miss.
From heartfelt parenting moments to laugh-out-loud confessions, this episode is packed with the kind of real, raw, and ridiculous content that makes mornings better. Candice shares her adorable “monkey loading” bedtime routine, while Producer Pooh finds himself feeling out of place (and out of shape) on the ever-glamorous Katy Trail. Meanwhile, Billy faces off with a snake at Lake Lewisville—and loses his man card in the process.
Whether you're a parent, a pop culture junkie, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode delivers the perfect mix of chaos, charm, and controversy.
- A “Dirty Little Secret” from a server who takes revenge on bad tippers in a way you won’t believe.
- A nostalgic throwback to Star Search and Justin Timberlake’s country roots.
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