Say hello to William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs man, who first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was a "Black Widow" Spider. He dialed 911 several times until 3AM when police had had enough.
Some background on this dude. Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of “The Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure,” The title alone suggests pure dumbassery at it's finest. You can find this gem on Amazon.