RUNDOWN:
6 AM - 1 - Jack is back!; Sean is becoming out of touch; Marshall was at the bar for the eclipse; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - 6 costly failures of government spending.
7 AM - 1 - Jack had to deal with a homeless dude while out to eat with his family. 2 - Jack story follow-up. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Stashing is the hot new dating trend.
8 AM - 1 - Jack saw a large ass woman pee in the street. 2 - Washington Post's Thomas Gibbons-Neff on Trump's Afghanistan speech. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Joe is flying his daughter to Washington DC.
9 AM - 1 - Texts on dealing with the deranged homeless. 2 - Eclipse stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
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LINKS:
VIDEO: Bonnie Tyler Belts Out Some "Total Eclipse" on CNN
VIDEO: Trump Repeatedly Looks At Eclipse Sans Glasses
VIDEO: President Trump's Full 25 Minute Address On Afghanistan
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AWARDS:
General Manager: Afghanistan Policy and GDFEV (Guide Dogs For Eclipse Victims)
Band Name of the Day: The Sturdy Gals (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: It Is Not An Indictment Of Somebody, But You Do Open An Investigation (Joe)