Miller Lite Beer Mints Aren't What You Think

Here I am still trying to figure out this world. See, things confuse me from time to time. OK...EVERY DAY!

The latest is Miller Lite Beer Mints. When I first heard about these, I assumed they were to get rid of beer breath. NOPE! Just the opposite. The mints supposedly taste like Miller Lite!

Before you ask, they’re alcohol-free. You can’t get drunk off these. So they’re perfect for Dry January. And I guess that was the idea...to give people the taste of beer without actually drinking beer. Just seems bass-ackwards to me, but hey...there are LOTS of things I don’t understand.

They go on sale tomorrow (Fri 1/12). A tin of 40 will run you $5 at MillerLiteBeerMints.com.


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