if you don't believe in astrology, first of all what are you even doing here reading this article??? Second, believe in magic you muggle. Astrology makes WAY more sense than cryptocurrency and it's more practical to know about than NFTS. I like to say imagine your star chart as paint on a palette and you as the painter. Knowing what colors you have helps you create the art on the canvas. All the signs are known for having various traits, but which of the sun signs are the most spiteful? Astrologers have determined the 6 most spiteful signs. See if yours is on the list - mine is c:
6 | Pisces
As a pisces, I can confirm that this is accurate. We are PETTY AF and have a serious savior complex, martyr complex, and victim complex. We're emotional magnets and we soak up the energy of those around us, which can be both a gift and a curse. We have a tendency to use these super powers for evil and can easily manipulate others into getting what we want. If we don't get what we're seeking, we can turn on you.
Pro: Will love you better than any sign
Con: Will leave you as soon as you don't meet the impossible fantasy we've created of you in our head
5 | Cancer
As someone dating a cancer, I can also confirm that this is accurate. Cancers are known for having tough exteriors and squishy insides. They'll give you their hearts entirely and love you better than a majority of the other signs, but have care for this gift. If you hurt them, they will hurt you ten times worse. They hold grudges and have a tendency to be passive-aggressive until they explode. They will get manipulative if they feel they've been hurt or wronged. They live for two things: Love and Revenge.
Pro: Gives the warmest hugs that feel like home
Con: Will eat all your snacks
4 | Virgo
Virgos overanalyze EVERYTHING. They show their spite through nitpicking and hypercriticism. They'll blame you and your inadequacies for this behavior, but in reality it's a result of them feeling like they're losing control of a situation. If you're patient enough to help them get their hands back on the wheel, they'll stop seeking retribution.
Pro: Will help you with your homework
Con: Will give you "constructive" criticism after sex
3 | Leo
Leos present themselves as being tough, but their egos bruise fairly easily if they're feeling attacked. They can be immature, throw temper tantrums, and won't go down without a fight. They'll use any spiteful action they deem necessary to come out on top.
Pro: Very attractive
Con: WILL hurt your feelings
2 | Libra
As a Pisces, I have a lot of love for Libras. They love love just like we do! They get us!! And as it turns out, they're also petty like us too. Libras focus on finding the balance in everything they do, which means they'll go to any length to settle a score. Familiar with the phrase an eye for an eye? They won't hell or raise hands, their anger will be subtle. Be prepared for passive-aggressive actions and backhanded conversations. They won't stop until they feel the scales are back in balance.
Pro: They can make you feel like you're the only person in the world in the middle of Times Square
Con: Will cry if you don't take them to Disney and buy them the limited edition Disney plush
1 | Scorpio
If you know anything about astrology, you're not surprised by Scorpios coming in first. Scorpios are sensitive and react quickly without thinking. They'll attack hard and fast, leaving you wounded to your core.
Pro: Passionate sex
Con: Kind of scary, may sacrifice you to one of their gods
Now I know what you're thinking - why was Gemini not on this list? BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY SWEETIES AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR GEMINI SLANDER. I don't even know how Geminis became the most hated sign while Sagittarius' are just out here LIVING THEIR LIVES. Also, if you are one of these signs and find yourself thinking, hmm this doesn't sounds like me at all - 1) Check out your moon and mars signs and 2) Maybe talk to your friends and see if this resonates with them. Self awareness is key babes 🖤