There must be something in the water.
Oh wait. There is.
A new study from the University of West Virginia says there's some sort of PFA's in our drinking water which is causing our kid's teeth... to decay!
"Yikes!" Said American Radio Presenter Toby Knapp said when reading the study in the wee hours of the morning. "What shall I give the kids to drink now? Crystal Lite? Red Bull? Soda? Bottled Water? I am perplexed."
It's believed that Knapp was drinking water and not an intoxicant at press time.
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